I am Mamma to two boys. This doesn’t make me too well equipped to talk about the gender divide. All I know is what my tiny fellas have taught me.
Having a boy means you will….
Get asked ‘did you want a girl?’
Get asked ‘are you going to keep trying for a girl?’
Already dread the smell of their teenage bedroom (and potential walking in on wanking situ’s).
Know you are going to loose them to another woman one day.
Hope that you will not become ‘The Mother-in-Law from Hell’.
Remember that your Mother-in-Law thought that once too.
Feel a bit short-changed when yours go for the less conventional “Daddy’s Boy” approach.
Learn that boys never sit still. They run. They jump. They wrestle. They climb.
Until they discover TV. Then they become zombies. The absolute inability to chat whilst staring at a screen is something men are born…
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